{"id":189,"date":"2011-02-13T13:09:15","date_gmt":"2011-02-13T18:09:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/robzerrvations.com\/?p=189"},"modified":"2011-02-13T13:09:15","modified_gmt":"2011-02-13T18:09:15","slug":"bless-me-father-for-i-have-sinned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/robzerrvations.com\/?p=189","title":{"rendered":"Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I grew up Catholic. I&#8217;m not really one now. A divorce or two and a subsequent crisis of faith took care of that.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not to say I&#8217;m not spiritual. I am, in fact, more spiritual than when I went to organized church. My faith is very strong, and it&#8217;s defined in terms that cross the spectrum of religions. I am, in effect, a religious mutt.<\/p>\n<p>Even if I had stayed in the church I don&#8217;t think I could ever reconcile one of the great conflicts of faith.<\/p>\n<p>As any Catholic knows, we&#8217;re supposed to feel guilty. We aren&#8217;t worthy of God&#8217;s love and we are forever on the precipice of eternal damnation because of our propensity to sin. And if sinning weren&#8217;t bad enough, the Catholics gave us two different types of sin to keep track of &#8211; Venial and Mortal.<\/p>\n<p>Venial sins are a lot like misdemeanors in the court system. They won&#8217;t send you to jail (Hell) in and of themselves. You can go to confession and the priest will absolve you of your sins with a couple of Hail Marys (not the football kind) and Our Fathers.<\/p>\n<p>Mortal ones are much more serious, like felonies. You can go to jail for an eternity for a moral sin, which basically is breaking on of the 10 Commandments. It is a sin against God &#8212; and unforgivable. It&#8217;s actually more complex than this, but so is the way you can get a felony, so we&#8217;ll just keep in simple.<\/p>\n<p>As you know, the 10 Commandments cover everything from Thou Shalt Not Murder to Honor Thy Father and Mother. And therein lies the problem.<\/p>\n<p>I was considering these commandments just this morning. Yes, that sort of thing occurs to me on a Sunday morning before I get a cup of coffee. While I am thinking about them and the prospect of eternal damnation, I realized that there has to be some wiggle room here.<\/p>\n<p>Go with me for a moment on this. I can&#8217;t really believe that God sent these commandments down and they are all equal. For example, having a spat with your parents or wishing you could sleep with the married lady down the street but never act on it can&#8217;t have an equal weight to, say, Thou Shalt Not Murder.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a biggy to me. I&#8217;ve managed not to take another life in my almost 53 years on this planet. Well, that&#8217;s if we count human life. If we count the ants I used to roast with a magnifying glass when I was a kid, then I&#8217;ve killed. I also blew up slugs with firecrackers and I&#8217;ve summarily and unapologetically took more than my fair share of spiders out of this world. If Thou Shalt Not Murder applies to all of God&#8217;s creatures and not just to humans, I&#8217;m already screwed and headed for eternal damnation.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also coveted a few neighbor&#8217;s wives. At least I think I have. I don&#8217;t really know what coveting is, but I&#8217;m sure I must have done some coveting at some point in my life. I still may be doing it now, since I don&#8217;t exactly know what it is.<\/p>\n<p>Thou Shalt Not Steal. Guilty. I took an employment test once at Pay n Save in Seattle. They asked this question: &#8220;Have you ever stolen anything?&#8221; I answered &#8216;Yes&#8217;, of course. I figured somewhere along the way that I must have stolen a pencil or something from someone. It&#8217;s pretty hard to be 25 and have not stolen anything, even from a brother or sister.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t get the job. I was obviously too honest, but Thou Shalt Not Lie was not a commandment, so I did get any brownie points for that one.<\/p>\n<p>And so in lies my conflict. Is Honor Thy Father and Mother really equal to killing someone? If I use the Lord&#8217;s name in vain, is it really as important as not sleeping with my neighbor&#8217;s wife? I just don&#8217;t see it as all being equal. Certainly, if I was to covet my neighbor&#8217;s donkey, even if he really loves that donkey, is it on a par with Thou Shalt Not Have Other Gods Before Thee. That seems like a biggy, too. In fact, I think&#8217;s it&#8217;s #1 on the 10 Commandments hit parade.<\/p>\n<p>Which leads me to the next question. Why are they numbered? In our modern world, ranking them gives them a descending order of importance. That alone means #1 is more important than say, #4, where you&#8217;re not supposed to work on a Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>Oops, I just realized that I broke that one too with the writing of this article. Damn, damn and double damn&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if I get partial credit for not breaking 3 out of 10.<\/p>\n<p>Bound for eternal damnation, but still living it up on the Treasure Coast,<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Robb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I grew up Catholic. I&#8217;m not really one now. A divorce or two and a subsequent crisis of faith took care of that. That&#8217;s not to say I&#8217;m not spiritual. I am, in fact, more spiritual than when I went to organized church. 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