{"id":3901,"date":"2012-12-18T09:51:40","date_gmt":"2012-12-18T13:51:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/robzerrvations.com\/?p=3901"},"modified":"2012-12-18T09:51:40","modified_gmt":"2012-12-18T13:51:40","slug":"flag-football","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/robzerrvations.com\/?p=3901","title":{"rendered":"Flag Football."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was about 10 years old, I discovered football. I don&#8217;t really know what has happened to the sport; it seemed pretty popular back then. Everyone would watch it on black and white TVs, which often made it really hard to tell who had the ball. If it weren&#8217;t for the logos on the helmets, I&#8217;m not sure I could always tell which side was the Green Bay Packers and which was the Bears.<\/p>\n<p>But I was a diehard football fan. The Packers were my team. I loved Bart Starr and Vince Lombardi. I thrilled at smash-mouth football. It was a man&#8217;s sport. Rough around the edges, occasional blood and broken bones, a game of inches, and one that on a muddy field, turned into a donnybrook that took guts if you wanted the glory.<\/p>\n<p>The players didn&#8217;t play for million of dollars each game. A rookie made $9,000; a veteran had a guarantee of at least $10,000. If you won the Super Bowl, you could expect a windfall of $15,000. You played because you loved the sport; it was in your blood.<\/p>\n<p>Players roughed the passer. There was an expectation that when you hit a man on the open field he was not expected to get up. Sure, players could fair catch a kick off, but they were expected to run it back, right into a wedge that was most assuredly going to 1) knock the ball out of your hands or 2), knock you down and out.<\/p>\n<p>Penalties were something of a rarity. Now they are commonplace. Players get called for infractions I have never even heard of as a lifetime football fan. For example, how the hell can taunting and excessive celebration be penalties? Isn&#8217;t this what the game is about?<\/p>\n<p>Last week I listened as the color commentary admonished the Seattle Seahawks coach for running up the score against the Arizona Cardinals. The final score was 58-0. That&#8217;s the way the sport goes. Since when is football about fairness and good sportsmanship?<\/p>\n<p>I can understand not running up a score when a bunch of 12-year-olds are playing, or it&#8217;s a high school game or yes, even college. But professional football? These guys are paid millions to play the game to entertain us. If the game is a runaway, then I want to see the damned score look like it should be on a basketball scoreboard. Scoring is exciting and if I paid a couple hundred bucks to see a game in person, I want to see some scoring. If the other team is incapable, then let the other team score all they want. Embarrass the visiting or home team. That&#8217;s football.<\/p>\n<p>At least it used to be. With the way things are going, I&#8217;m pretty sure that professional football in the future is going to be reduced to a friendly game of two hand touch, or if we&#8217;re thinking big budget, flag football.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I know, it&#8217;s already flag football. There are more penalties in games these days than commercial breaks. Watching the Seahawks this year, every play seems to have a flag flying. Players have gotten so good at pleading their case that officials will throw a flag just because they got pushed around a bit.<\/p>\n<p>As I said, what used to be a great sport has become a namby-pamby game. Players might as well be reduced to two hand touch because lord knows if you knock somebody around a bit you&#8217;re going to draw a flag.<\/p>\n<p>I say let the guys play the game. Let it be the sport it used to be. Geez, let&#8217;s go back a little further in the game&#8217;s DNA and add some rugby style action to it. More hitting, more big plays, leather helmets and no pads.<\/p>\n<p>Oh sure, I know that these guys can get hurt. Did you think it didn&#8217;t occur to them when they pursued it as a profession and signed multi-million dollar contracts? It&#8217;s part of the sport. If you didn&#8217;t want to get injured, sign up for baseball where everyone prances around a diamond in their bloody pajamas and nobody knows when the game ends.<\/p>\n<p>If you have picked up on the fact that I am a bit pissed, you&#8217;re right. What pushed me over the edge is the newest idea being floated around in football. Instead of kickoffs and returns, they want to institute the &#8220;red rover&#8221; play as I call it.<\/p>\n<p>It seems that the fair catch rule, which has been part of football since the 1920s, isn&#8217;t enough to protect the players. Creating the magic bubble around them when they raise their hand isn&#8217;t enough, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>In this new scenario, there would be no kickoff. When a team scores, the ball would be placed on the 30 yard line. The scoring team can then either try to convert a fourth and 15 yard scenario or opt to punt.<\/p>\n<p>Boy, doesn&#8217;t that sound exciting? I have a better idea. Why don&#8217;t they put the football on the 50 yard line and when they blow the whistle, both teams make a run for it. It would be a modified dodgeball rule. Whoever gets the ball in the free-for-all takes it at the point that they are finally downed.<\/p>\n<p>There are no designated ball handers. It&#8217;s every man for himself. Now that would be highly entertaining.<\/p>\n<p>I know that there are others who share my concern for the future of football. What many consider America&#8217;s Pastime is being sissyfied by layers and layers of rules; so many that even the referees don&#8217;t seem to know what call to make. Instead, they huddle endlessly, trying to remember all the obscure and ever-changing rules of the sport rather than letting men play the game as it was meant to be.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s return to the days when football was hockey without skates and ice. No rules, plenty of testosterone, gut-wrenching hits and long periods of silence, waiting to see if a player can get up.<\/p>\n<p>We deserve a lot better than what we&#8217;re getting, with flags flying for every little offense. Excessive celebration? Give me a break. Next thing you know they&#8217;ll be calling backfield in motion on the cheerleaders.<\/p>\n<p>In the Emerald City, celebrating the last two lopsided games that show the Seahawks actually and finally have an offense,<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Robb<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was about 10 years old, I discovered football. I don&#8217;t really know what has happened to the sport; it seemed pretty popular back then. 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