I’ll Have The Belgium Waffle.

When my daughter was 16, I let her go to Belgium. Looking back, I’m not quite sure why I did that. But it seemed like a great opportunity for her at the time and hey, who am I to stand in the way of adventure? But now that my son has just turned 13 and...

You Think Congress Is Bad? Try a Pirate Meeting!

The current deadlock in Congress over the debt ceiling and just about everything else it seems, must appear to some people to be shear lunacy. After all, can’t a bunch of grown men get along, finding ways to move forward for the good of everyone rather than...

It’s My Daughter’s Birthday But Who’s Over The Hill?

My daughter’s birthday is today. My first born, she hits the big 3-0. To herald the arrival of this milestone, my ex-whatever wrote me to ask how it feels to be an old man. I thought it was supposed to be Becca’s milestone, not my own. Still, it was hard...

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Eat Prunes.

I’m still not sure why I ever got my high school diploma. But I think it had a lot to do with Kevin Kever, not Larry Harwood. The story begins innocently enough. A bunch of my friends at Hazen High School were suffering some serious seniorititis. We were...

My Best Friend As A Kid.

Growing up on NE 28th Street, there weren’t any kids my age. I had been caught in the bottoming out of the Baby Boom generation… I was the youngest kid on the block outside of Michael Hanshew, a late addition to a Catholic family of nothing but girls. He...

I Have Found Me A Home.

Yes, the title of today’s RobZerrvation is a Jimmy Buffett song. And it serves today as the inspiration for a thoughtful piece on where I will be spending my golden years. Yeah, right! My son thinks he’s found it for me. We were in the car joking about how...

I Think I Just Skipped Again.

I was talking to my son yesterday about the “good old days” again. The subject was music and we got into a discussion about the music he likes vs. the kind I like. As we skipped back and forth between tracks on our respective devices – I on my iPad,...

And The Shy Shall Inherit The Earth.

I was fairly shy growing up. I know that’s hard for many of you to imagine, at least if you’ve met me as a performer/entertainer. But if you were to meet me at a party and I wasn’t wearing a pirate costume, you’d hardly notice me at all....

An Acquired Taste.

I wrote a few days ago about my first kiss, which was also my first real taste of beer. Well, it wasn’t exactly my first first. My father used to let me taste his beer, but I think he put the equivalent of a half a shaker of salt in it to make it taste better to...

A Fine Example Of Getting A Gude Edumakation.

As a writer, I come across a lot of outrageous statements that are presented under the guise of fact. So yesterday, when I first saw this story, I refused to believe that anyone in this country could be so misinformed and misguided. But in light of the news today and...