What A Pain!

As with many people my age, I have a lot of pain. Some of it is self-inflicted, other pain is from injuries over the years. My knees hurt because of the years of doing parades with the Seafair Pirates. A word to younger pirates out there, do not run full tilt down an...

Quitcher Bitchin’.

On Christmas Day here at the old housienda on North Hutchinson Island, the usual glad tidings of the holiday took a back seat to the drama that was unfolding on the beach just beyond us. What started out as a casual day beachside became disrupted by the sounds of...

All The World Is No Longer A Stage.

The news has not been good for actors and actresses recently. This week Forbes and MSNBC both listed acting as a pursuit that is going the way of typesetters and elevator operators. Their days, according to these media outlets and the raw statistics, are numbered....

Forget The Bath. It Will Hurt The Resale.

I was watching Antiques Roadshow again last night, one of my not-so-guilty pleasures these days. I wasn’t always able to watch it, at least not in the last few years because my ex-whatever always wanted to watch something else, so she would just berate me for...

What Don’t You Do For A Living?

I am very blessed in my life to have several really good friends and many acquaintances. Some I have known for more than 30 years, while others have only recently come into my circle of “know ’ems.” I tend to talk a lot about my friends to others. I...

Majority Rules. Get Over It.

Before I get too far into today’s RobZerrvation, let me start by saying I am a huge protector and defender of everyone’s rights. To each his own. If you believe in a higher power, great. If you’re godless, that’s OK, too. If you worship the...

Woe To The Status Quo.

Last month I finally finished my book, Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast. It was extremely cathartic. As my friend Cassie and I poured over the pages and I made the numerous revisions, I suddenly began to understand that I have lived a fairly remarkable...

The Story Of A Saint Who Flew The Coop.

As I alluded to on Facebook yesterday, St. Chickalaus Day is upon us. Over the last 23 years, this somewhat fowl patron saint of over-commercialized holidays has rocketed to stardom, certainly on a par with the train with the square wheels in the Land of Misfit Toys....

Let’s Go To The Toy Store!

When I was a kid, there was no such thing as a mall. The closest thing we had in Renton where I grew up was Sears. There, you could not only shop at Sears, but several smaller retailers and Newberrys. As a kid, that was pretty cool. Two big stores without even getting...

Take That Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar.

I saw on the news today that Michelle Duggar, the star of “19 and Counting” (haven’t seen it? I don’t think anyone has), had a miscarriage and won’t have #20 for this season’s show. Now, this RobZerrvation isn’t really about...