Four Hookers At Once.

Last night I got to get a little practice in on a thing most guys can do one handed. And no, I wasn’t in the bathroom. I was on the couch. Wait, this is starting to sound even worse. OK, let’s start over. The Janmeister wanted to take off her bra. Most...

Sieval Service.

Fall is just around the corner. I know this because the first of the seasonal pumpkin ale has arrived on the market. Granted, it’s not the best pumpkin ale I’ve ever had. That was in Key West. The home brewer used 10 pounds of pumpkin in making the pie,...

Falling In Love. Again.

I first noticed it a week or so ago. I was in West Seattle, my old stomping grounds. I have always enjoyed roaming the Junction, finding cool treasures in the second hand and antique shops, grabbing some ice cream at Huskys, and generally enjoying the vibe there. Even...

They All Float Down Here.

I went to the McCleary Bear Festival about a month ago. It’s a lovely, small town kind of festival and it’s always fun to go to these, largely because it’s easy to be a big fish in a small pond. The Janmeister and I met up with some fellow rogues and...

The Private Eye Who Will Not Die.

I really loved my job in the mailroom back at Associated Grocers. It was my first job out of college. I was pulling down $5 an hour and all I had to do was drive the mail car around. As you can imagine, I had an awful lot of time on my hands. It was then that Brewster...

Wining Up With Something Fancy!

I read an article a couple days ago about wine. Not surprising, I guess, since as we all know, I love wine. I have never fallen for all the hype of wine. I have had some amazing $4 bottles and some pretty crappy $40 bottles of wine. I’ve drank from the cellar of...

Bike The Way…

Now that I am commuting again in Seattle, I am reminded of a couple of traditions here that seem to exist nowhere else. The first one is one of the more pleasant things that I had forgotten about – people let you in. That’s right. While no one in Seattle...

The Wonder Years.

The Wonder Years was on last night. Well, I guess it’s on every night on the HUB channel. I always liked the show, even from the very beginning. It is in fact the reason I got my first and only speeding ticket. Before I move on to the wonder of the Wonder Years,...

I’m Just Stringing Everyone Along.

I went to a jam session for the first time two weeks ago. I am still laughing because I think my guitar was the real star of my show, not me. All the other musicians couldn’t get enough of my little four string wonder. Yes, you read right – four strings. I...

My Annual Hipdom.

I went to Folklife this past Saturday. I haven’t been in a while. Part of that reason was I was being held captive in Florida by love gone wrong. When it finally ended up right, I came back to the homeland. I arrived just in time for Folklife. I have always...