Whose Life Is This Anyway?

A couple days ago, I wrote a little piece about the fact that my family seems to want to get back at me by not ever letting me know the status of my mother when she disappears for weeks or even months at a time. Before I get another swear-word laden email from an...

Jacob Marley Has Nothing On Me.

As a lifelong gypsy, I have moved more times than I can count on my hands and toes. Wait, let me check. No, it seems I can indeed do this, but I have no toes, fingers or thumbs left. Each time I pack up to move somewhere else, whether it’s voluntarily or someone...

I Hope You Choke On It.

It’s well established that I don’t like doctors. For me, they are right up there with horses. It’s not that I don’t respect them or their knowledge (the doctors). Whenever I do something stupid, such as step on a nail, they are always...

I Have Found Me A Home.

Yes, the title of today’s RobZerrvation is a Jimmy Buffett song. And it serves today as the inspiration for a thoughtful piece on where I will be spending my golden years. Yeah, right! My son thinks he’s found it for me. We were in the car joking about how...

I Think I Just Skipped Again.

I was talking to my son yesterday about the “good old days” again. The subject was music and we got into a discussion about the music he likes vs. the kind I like. As we skipped back and forth between tracks on our respective devices – I on my iPad,...

And The Shy Shall Inherit The Earth.

I was fairly shy growing up. I know that’s hard for many of you to imagine, at least if you’ve met me as a performer/entertainer. But if you were to meet me at a party and I wasn’t wearing a pirate costume, you’d hardly notice me at all....

Hey, They’re Just Rules.

My friends love to chide me about the sliding scale I have regarding rules. I have some rules that I follow very rigidly. And there are others, ones that some people would call laws, that I don’t follow at all. I don’t profess that there’s any logic...

Sorry, I Don’t Do Drugs.

I am something of a rarity, I hear. I think I may be the only Boomer who went through the 60s, 70s and 80s who’s never tried drugs. Well, not the illicit or illegal variety that is. That’s not to say I am some holier than thou goody two shoes. I could tell...

I Don’t Know The Deadiquette.

A recent scare with my mother set my mind in motion recently. Not to worry, she’s all right. But some day I will get the call that I have been dreading for years and I will have to deal with the fact that she is no longer with us. Thankfully, we’ve already...

Just Making It Up As I Go Along.

As I was sitting here thinking about what to write about today, I thought, Hey, I’ll just make it up as I go along.” And it suddenly it hit me that I think I’ve been doing this all my life. When asked what I do for a living, I always say, “I...