Don’t Ever Start a Band!

Jimmy Buffett had warned me well with his sage advice at the beginning of “The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful.” Don’t ever start a band. I didn’t listen of course. And now I look back on being a performer for 30 years and wonder where...

Ahead Of My Time And I Didn’t Know It

I was watching a PBS special the other day on how technology is making us less social and that we are becoming isolated drones who are being destroyed by all these advances around us. I just want to say — BULLS**T. How can I fly in the face of all these...

Does Anybody Know What Time It Is?

Time is an odd thing and yet we’re all consumed by it. Jim Croce wanted to put it into a bottle. H.G. Wells wanted to travel through it with the machine he created. Tony and Doug entered into it through a Tunnel on TV in the 1960s. And for the vast majority of...

The File Cabinets of My Mind

I know that it may surprise no one here but I actually went to therapy once. It wasn’t for any psychological imbalance, mind you, though you probably wouldn’t be shocked to hear that either. Instead, it was for a crumbling marriage. I never thought I would...

Warning! Warning! Flashback Ahead!

A surprising note arrived yesterday from someone I knew of but didn’t really know in high school. I guess that’s not too surprising, given there were some 1,200 students at Hazen and 367 of them were in my class alone. It was a very pleasant surprise. And...

It’s a Pirate’s Life For Me.

Some of you, in fact many of you, know that I am a pirate. No, not the Somali kind, but the roguish, swashbuckling kind, harkening back to the romantic era of Errol Flynn and Douglas Fairbanks movies. When I was dating, this often took the “datee” aback....

What’s With All the Old People?

I don’t know how it happened, but there seems to be a lot of old people in this world. Now, it could be that I live in a community where Snowbirds come to retire. It may skew the results some. And it could be because I’m the youngest person in the building...

Curses! Homeless Again!

If everything goes as I’m told it will, I will be homeless by the end of the day. This is not the first time I have been homeless. I have been homeless several times in my life, all because of a love gone wrong. The first time I was homeless was because of a...

Cranking Up The Health Radio!

For an old guy, I’m pretty healthy. I always have been. Sure, I’ve had my share of the flu and colds. I also had the mumps, measles and chicken pox, albeit for only three days. I have been in the hospital once. And I blame it on boobs. You see, my...

Let me see if I misunderstand you correctly…

I have spent most of my life in a state of misunderstanding. That is both a good and a bad thing. I think it’s cost me more relationships than I’d like to admit, but it has allowed me to live the life of a creative. Not sure which is good or bad, by the...