by admin | Feb 4, 2013 | Defies Description
A couple days ago I happened to find myself in Port Orchard on the Kitsap Peninsula. Don’t worry, I’ve found myself there before. As you should know by now, I also lost myself there and ended up in Florida some years ago. I have only been back to my former...
by admin | Jan 21, 2013 | Defies Description
RobZerrvations: Vol. 1 hits the shelves If scrolling through and reading 550 different RobZerrvations seems a bit daunting or if you had better things to do and missed a bunch, consider purchasing the “best of,” 83 of the my favorites from 2011 and 2012....
by admin | Dec 21, 2012 | Defies Description
I have had many Christmas trees over the years. I suppose most of us have. If we were to save the one from last year I don’t think we would appreciate it as much, given that all its needles would have turned a brittle red, if there were any needles left. Having...
by admin | Dec 14, 2012 | Defies Description
Once upon a time there lived a pirate. He was not your average pirate, for he lived life in the wood, not on the sea. It didn’t really bother him much, as he had found a quite nice life there in the wood and besides, he couldn’t remember where he had last...
by admin | Nov 27, 2012 | Defies Description
I am told I am a pretty smart guy. Some people who know me even say I am a very, very smart guy. It’s taken me years to even consider that this was a possibility. I have a hard time believing what most people say about me. I’m not really sure why....
by admin | Nov 19, 2012 | Defies Description
A couple days ago, I saw an article about a tattoo artist who was told he couldn’t attend Career Day at his daughter’s school because the principal had received complaints the year before about his profession, which they said, encouraged kids to adopt...
by admin | Nov 12, 2012 | Defies Description
I was sitting at breakfast a couple weeks ago. It’s not often that I eat out, but when you’re in a hotel and the breakfast is free, it’s hard to ignore, let alone turn down. I gathered my breakfast goodies and took a seat across from three gentlemen....
by admin | Nov 9, 2012 | Defies Description
One of the really cool things about getting my life back and coming to Seattle is that my close friends say I look and act a lot younger than I used to. I’m not the old man I had become down in Florida. I’m back to my old self, a bit whacked, full of...
by admin | Oct 19, 2012 | Defies Description, Growing Up
I have to hand it to the Chinese. Why waste a bunch of money firing nuclear missiles at us, setting off World War III when you can just knock us off one at a time, starting with our children. The vile plot came to light a couple days ago. U.S. Customs agents spotted...
by admin | Oct 4, 2012 | Defies Description
After a brief respite, I am heading back to Wenatchee this weekend to a state conference that I am running. As many of you know, Wenatchee has had a bit of a fire problem in recent weeks. It’s been extremely dry here in Washington State, so it’s not...
