Airing Some Dirty Laundry.

It’s strange what goes through my mind. Not at times. Constantly. I can be in a meeting and my brain is humming along to some obscure song lyrics. I can be watching TV and thinking about kumquats and why I’ve never tried one. And then there are those...

In The Den Of Antiquity.

Jimmy Buffett once sang, “The days drift by, they don’t have names.” I only think of this now that I posted a photo I’ve always liked of me and came to the conclusion that it was taken exactly 27 years ago when I was 27. That seems such a long...

Want To Come Up To My Lair?

I don’t date much anymore, which is a good thing since the Janmeister would kick my ass. But there was a time when I dated. As we all know from my previous votes, I was something of a date retard. One woman even thought I was gay after our first and only date....

Lost Vegas – Marriage Encounter II

I wrote a few days ago about my first wedding. It didn’t go so well. Not only the wedding, but the marriage. I guess the wedding itself should have been a good indicator that the actual marriage would go to hell in a hand basket, but when you’re young, you...

Have Faith, Young Man.

I rarely wish to delve into my romantic adventures, largely because I think of myself more as a Don Want than a Don Juan. I’m a bit awkward in the art of amore… more like a bull in a china shop. But, there are certain adventures, or should I say...