by admin | May 9, 2011 | Pirate Adventures
Back from my recent soiree as a pirate entertainer, I was asked why I rarely if ever eat while I’m in costume. Sure, I’ll nibble on something now and then, but rarely will I pack in the groceries, even though I may be starving at the time. I replied, quite...
by admin | May 2, 2011 | Pirate Adventures
As you saw a couple days ago, re-enacting and the desire to get laid really took its toll on me. Things had gone so far downhill that I had not only begun to lose my soul, but worse, my Pirate Mojo. I remember the day I first got my mojo. I was in the party room at...
by admin | Apr 29, 2011 | Pirate Adventures
I have a confession to make. I was once a reenactor. A pirate reenactor to be exact. I’m better now, thank you. I have managed to overcome the problem through a lot of hard work and the unwavering support of my good friends and members of my family. Reenactor...
by admin | Feb 11, 2011 | Pirate Adventures
Jimmy Buffett had warned me well with his sage advice at the beginning of “The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful.” Don’t ever start a band. I didn’t listen of course. And now I look back on being a performer for 30 years and wonder where...
by admin | Feb 6, 2011 | Pirate Adventures
Some of you, in fact many of you, know that I am a pirate. No, not the Somali kind, but the roguish, swashbuckling kind, harkening back to the romantic era of Errol Flynn and Douglas Fairbanks movies. When I was dating, this often took the “datee” aback....
by admin | Mar 17, 2010 | Pirate Adventures
I’ve been a performer for the last 26 years. During that time, I’ve been to some pretty amazing places, done amazing things and learned the secrets of the masters who came before me on how to wow a crowd, whether it’s a bar full of loud drunks or...
by admin | Feb 12, 2010 | Pirate Adventures
First, this isn’t a story of a conquest over a lass who was named Faith. I don’t need to blast my love life all over the Net. But it is a funny story, one that always makes my friends laugh. So, here we go. Many years ago I was seeing a woman from...
by admin | Feb 11, 2010 | Pirate Adventures
I continually laugh at the things I’ve done in my life. Some I will never share with anyone on this earth, of course. But this morning, I remembered a fun thing we did to my one time friend Buckwheat’s girlfriend, Denise. Suffice it to say she was not the...
