I Plead Temporary Insanity.

In 2004, I changed my entire life. I did it in the space of a week. I left everything I had ever known for a woman I barely knew. I left my business, my home, my family and my friends, flying off to Florida in search of happily ever after that was never really happy...

What If?… It Never Happens!

As I’ve mentioned before, I was born with the family worry gene. My mother is an Olympic level contender in this regard, able to conjure up nearly any doomsday scenario on the fly, adding “What Ifs” until your bright idea withers and dies on the vine...

Alone Again, Naturally?

As some of you know, I’ve been on something of a junket for the past 17 days. A 10 day trip to Washington State became a longer trip than anticipated, for some reasons that I would rather not disclose, but suffice it to say I was exploring revenue generating...

We’re All Going To Die Someday.

I try not to live life with much regret. I don’t want to be one of those people who are a lying in their death bed, the bright light drawing them away from their earthly body, gasping for air in order to utter their last thoughts. It’s just not me. In...

Sis Boom Bah Humbug!

In my list of “to dos and did thats” I have never dated a cheerleader. At least I am pretty sure I haven’t. I would think that the subject would come up early on, since the conversation always seems to go quickly into why I am a pirate, which leads...

Quitcher Bitchin’.

On Christmas Day here at the old housienda on North Hutchinson Island, the usual glad tidings of the holiday took a back seat to the drama that was unfolding on the beach just beyond us. What started out as a casual day beachside became disrupted by the sounds of...

Forget The Bath. It Will Hurt The Resale.

I was watching Antiques Roadshow again last night, one of my not-so-guilty pleasures these days. I wasn’t always able to watch it, at least not in the last few years because my ex-whatever always wanted to watch something else, so she would just berate me for...

What Don’t You Do For A Living?

I am very blessed in my life to have several really good friends and many acquaintances. Some I have known for more than 30 years, while others have only recently come into my circle of “know ’ems.” I tend to talk a lot about my friends to others. I...

Majority Rules. Get Over It.

Before I get too far into today’s RobZerrvation, let me start by saying I am a huge protector and defender of everyone’s rights. To each his own. If you believe in a higher power, great. If you’re godless, that’s OK, too. If you worship the...

Take That Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar.

I saw on the news today that Michelle Duggar, the star of “19 and Counting” (haven’t seen it? I don’t think anyone has), had a miscarriage and won’t have #20 for this season’s show. Now, this RobZerrvation isn’t really about...