Green Acres’ Not The Place For Me.

I’m sure most of you remember those horse rides where the really bored looking horses go around and around in a circle while little children with sticky cotton candy fingers hold on to the reins for dear life, taking their little buckaroo for the ride of their...

It’s a Dead End.

As a child, I grew up on a dead end road in the Kennydale neighborhood of Renton, Washington. It was the ideal place for a kid to grow up. The street was merely an extension of our yard, playing host to go-carts, ramps to jump our bikes off of, street hockey, games of...

Fractured Fairy Tales.

I was reading Time magazine this morning. They had an article about how we are hardwired to be delusionally optimistic. Even when the facts run contrary to the moment, we tend to always think of the glass as half full. The general reasoning is that we have unbridled...

But I’m Not Through Wanting It Yet.

Growing up somewhat poor, I learned the hard lesson of deferred gratification. It may be hard to recall now, but that’s what we called saving up for something and then buying it with cash. In the old days, credit cards didn’t exist. In fact, the first...

I Do Travel Well, I Really Do.

For many years I received a bum rap. I was told and it was well known among my friends that I didn’t travel well. In fact, I would often hear one of my friends tell another, “Robb doesn’t travel well” under their breath as we were standing at...

The Oldometer Is About To Roll Over Again.

My car is roughly eight years old. It’s a bit of a piece of crap. It squeaks and grinds in several places and really doesn’t want to get up and go like it once did. It may be time to get rid of the Black Widow. Funny how it all works. I think an eight year...

Ride ‘Em Cowboy.

They say that history repeats itself. I know this to be absolutely true for I have experienced it myself on more than one occasion, which come to think of it, would be necessary for the “repeat” portion of this old saw. I’m not full of “man...

Connecting the Dots…

Like most people, I used to think I exercised a lot of control over my life. I could make the decisions that would guide me on the path toward riches and fame, a long lasting marriage, a rewarding career and a well earned reputation in the community. Boy, was I wrong....

I Feel Brand New. Do You?

I was watching Morgan Spurlock on TED.com this morning. If you don’t remember him, he’s the guy who ate nothing but McDonald’s food for 30 days and lived to not only tell about it, but make a movie, Supersize Me. Anyway, he was talking about his...

What Chapter Am I On?

I’ve been writing my pirate memoirs recently. Or should I say, still. It covers the last 30 years performing as a pirate. It’s about 70,000 words long right now and I haven’t yet passed 1995. I still have a ways to go it seems, and worse, I keep...