by admin | Jan 17, 2012 | Relationships
God’s a pretty busy guy, it seems. For weeks now, he was doing the miracle thing with the new messiah, Tim Tebow, and then drunk dialing Rick Santorum. And now it comes to light (obviously a devine one) that he’s the mastermind of a website that matches...
by admin | Jan 16, 2012 | Defies Description
Over the many years I have called earth my home, I have lived many places. I think according to a recent RobZerrvation, I have lived in more than 20 different homes, apartments and condos over the years. Amazingly enough, I have never gone bed shopping. That’s...
by admin | Jan 13, 2012 | Randomalities
When I was growing up, we had tons of squirrels in the yard. I never cared for them, for they ate all the hazelnuts in the trees that bordered the wooded part of the yard. They would flit from one branch to another all day long, sucking down the hazelnuts. We...
by admin | Jan 10, 2012 | Pirate Adventures
I have done some pretty odd things in my life, all in an effort to have a relationship with a woman. I have learned to snowmobile, cross country ski, snow ski… the list goes on. But I have say that coming close to drowning takes the cake. As we all know,...
by admin | Jan 9, 2012 | Politics, Religion
The Internet is an amazing tool for researchers who know how to find what they are looking for. With the presidential elections beginning to heat up, I thought I should do a little legwork myself to figure out who the players are. I know who Willard and Newton Leroy...
by admin | Jan 6, 2012 | School Daze
A couple days ago I wrote about my broken heart caused by a cheerleader. She was not my first broken heart. Nor was the Hermiston Watermelon my first. No, I have to go all the way back to kindergarten for that. I know that most boys don’t take any interest in...
by admin | Jan 5, 2012 | Defies Description
I find myself in an odd predicament. The guy who loves to swim against the tides of public opinion and follow his own just rules has found himself among the majority of Americans. Not just once, but twice. In the first instance, it seems I missed being in the minority...
by admin | Jan 4, 2012 | Culture
At times, I feel like I’m the only one on this earth that can look down the road and see what’s coming up in our country. Oddly, this is not a RobZerrvation on our economy, gun control, immigration or any other politically charged subject, well, at least...
by admin | Jan 3, 2012 | Randomalities
I admit it. I am temperature challenged. I can’t ever seem to get the temperature right. Like Goldilocks and her porridge, it’s always a case of too cold or too hot, and never right. When I lived in Seattle, I thought I had it right. That’s not to...
by admin | Jan 2, 2012 | Life Lessons
In my list of “to dos and did thats” I have never dated a cheerleader. At least I am pretty sure I haven’t. I would think that the subject would come up early on, since the conversation always seems to go quickly into why I am a pirate, which leads...
