The Eternal Optimism Of Northwesterners.

As some of you know, I have been on the lam in Seattle for the better part of a week, and there’s still a couple days to go before I wrap up all my business here and head back to Florida from whence I came. This has been a long journey back to the homeland, one...

I Need An Adjustment.

I decided to hit the sack a little early last night. It had been a long day and this bicoastal life can play havoc with your internal clock where you pop up at 4 a.m. and there’s nothing to do, but by the time there is something to do, around 7 p.m.-ish,...

Running For Office.

Like many Boomers, I came of age in a time when the political climate in America was in a state of flux. Well, I guess that’s an understatement. A couple of our best people had been gunned down in their prime and the first real president I was aware of, Richard...

It’s Not The First Nor Last Revolution, Folks!

I know times are tough. The economy has experienced a fundamental shift. Almost overnight, entire sectors of jobs have disappeared, never to return. Technology and automation have made many positions obsolete. For the lectors, pinsetters, icemen, copyboys and...

My Kingdom For A Kidney.

I was reading a blog post my cohort in crime Denise had written, and it set my mind on a course to consider friendships this morning. I guess it helped that I was surrounded by some of my very dearest friends during the weekend at my book release party, so I’ve...

No Newts Is Good Newts.

If I had been dead, I would have rolled over in my grave Sunday, for I found myself and psycho right winger Ann Coulter actually agreeing that Newt can’t possibly be elected president. As a hard line conservative, I was astounded that she admitted this on a Fox...

Born For Porn?

I want to be upfront here and state that I am not by any stretch a prude. I enjoy the sexual side of life and think that we as a society are mostly messed up because we suppress all the natural urges that are fundamental to our very existence, thanks to those damned...

Oh, Oh, They Know We Know.

Congress has to be shaking in its boots this past week. It seems that they can’t just do anything they want after all. At least not when the public gets wind of what they are up to. As we all know SOPA, or the Stop Online Piracy Act, was shit canned this week....

The Sunday Fool.

It may be hard to believe, but I was once a good little Catholic boy. In my youth, I would even come home from church and perform Mass. I had a small book that had all the Latin prayers and passages, and I would lay a bathroom towel over the organ bench, make...

They’re All A Bunch Of Space Cadets.

I have been a space nut since I was a little boy. I think the Gemini missions were the first ones I remembered. My mom used to even let us stay home to watch the major milestones, such as the first walk in space or the rendezvous between Geminis 6 & 7. My mom...