Match.arf

Having been off the dating circuit for a while, I no longer have to spend my days looking for love in all the wrong places. While I know online dating sites have benefited many, my own efforts were a bit hit and miss, largely because I would see things in a profile...

Give Me Some Beans. Now!

I am an addict. There, I said it. I didn’t really know I was one until this weekend. I flew in from the other side of the country. As such, I didn’t have any coffee. I never drink coffee when I fly because I know I will end up having to pee like a...

Where The Auction Is.

My memoirs have brought back a lot of memories for me and it’s been fun to share them with the world, including my friends, many of whom are in it, usually for good reasons. While I was still in Port Orchard, living the vida loca in Washington State, I started...

East Meets West.

When I was a kid, I thought that the states really did have lines between them. After all, I’d never been on plane so I couldn’t see the states from above. But when we went to Oregon in our car, we’d cross a state line and signs on either side would...

Coming Home.

I went home Saturday. No, not for a visit as in times past. But home to live. For those who are new here, home is Seattle. I was born there. Up until eight years ago, it was the only place I had ever lived, well, outside of that one month I lived in San Mateo,...

Signs, Signs, Everywhere A Sign.

I am a big believer in signs. No, not the ones on the side of the road that say “No Outlet” or other useless instructions designed for the morons of the highways and bi-ways of America as well as the union workers paid to paint them. I’m talking...

Get Off Me!!!!

I did one of my rare shopping trips to the grocery store recently. I guess I haven’t been to a store for a while. Either that, or it’s the first time I noticed that there was a container of sanitary wipes by the shopping carts. Well, not sanitary wipes,...

Chains, My Baby’s Got Me Locked Up In Chains.

I wrote some time ago about stuff. As you know, George Carlin really said it all, that all we really need in this world is what we carry in our wallet. As I ready all our worldly possessions for their transcontinental journey, I am reminded that this is all too true....

A Plot As Thick As Thieves.

As most of you know, I am in the process of moving. Ah, that gypsy spirit, once again sending me across country in search of adventure… or income… or… It’s an unusual time here at the old housienda. I have been traveling back and forth between...

Sorry, I Forgot My Part.

As a guy, I am a bit unusual. At least for a straight guy. You see, I like musicals. I always have, ever since Mary Poppins sang “A Spoon Full of Sugar” and Dick Van Dyke danced with animated penguins on the big screen at the Roxy Theater in Renton. I love...