by admin | Sep 15, 2011 | Life Lessons
I went out to the beach a couple days ago. This should seem like a no brainer, since I live right across the street from the beach. But I don’t go as frequently as I used to. Why? Well, because it’s always there, quite frankly. There seems to be no hurry....
by admin | Sep 14, 2011 | Randomalities
Growing up in the sixties, my mother was always trying to use the modern conveniences of the world to stretch our food dollar and still put food in our tummies. She would come up with odd concoctions that were downright delicious, some of which, like goulash, I still...
by admin | Sep 13, 2011 | Romance
I rarely wish to delve into my romantic adventures, largely because I think of myself more as a Don Want than a Don Juan. I’m a bit awkward in the art of amore… more like a bull in a china shop. But, there are certain adventures, or should I say...
by admin | Sep 12, 2011 | Defies Description
South Dakota isn’t really a topic most people choose to cover. Let’s face it. On the surface it isn’t the most exciting state in the country. Placed next to North Dakota, it seems like a really happening place. But if you put it next to say,...
by admin | Sep 9, 2011 | Relationships
The Mail Online ran an interesting article about sex recently. Now, I want it on the record that I am very pro-sex. I think it’s one of the coolest inventions ever, even better than the Ronco Egg Scrambler. Whoever thought of it should get a medal. Anyone who...
by admin | Sep 8, 2011 | Family
A lot of people think I’m a pretty creative guy, and looking at some of the things I’ve done over the years, I guess I can finally own that. I mean, how many people have created a tank out of a 1962 Ford Galaxie or convinced an employer that they should...
by admin | Sep 7, 2011 | Relationships
Yes, you read right. This is all about my trip to California one weekend just so I could get some nookie, or as my one friend likes to put it, fornication. Before I delve into the entire story of my adventure in Californication, let me first say that I am truly...
by admin | Sep 6, 2011 | Defies Description
When I was growing up in Renton, I have to say it was a great childhood. Unlike the kids today, we could ride our bikes virtually anywhere, we didn’t have to worry about perverts jumping out of the bushes and abducting us and there were no video games to suck...
by admin | Sep 5, 2011 | Defies Description
I was at dinner last night with the family. It was Parker’s going away dinner as he readied himself to head back to Virginia for the start of school. His choice of restaurants is the ideal for a ravenous 13 year old – Chinese buffet. I love buffet, as we...
by admin | Sep 2, 2011 | Growing Up
I really don’t see how parents are able to raise their children these days. Today’s psychologists and so-called child raising experts admonish parents who want to beat the living daylights out of their children. And children readily dial 911 at even a...
