by admin | Aug 2, 2011 | Randomalities
I have been fortunate in my life to have escaped vehicular harm for the most part. I have been in three accidents, none of them my doing. Two were minor, though I may have inadvertently killed one woman when I told her to drop dead after numerous calls about the...
by admin | Jul 11, 2011 | Randomalities
I know that baseball is America’s game, but I won’t have anything to do with it. And while I could endlessly quote George Carlin on the many reasons why baseball is a total bore, I can only give my own experiences. First, I must admit that I am a football...
by admin | Jun 21, 2011 | Randomalities
Over the years, I have written several songs which have received mild acclaim. I’d have to say that “Rudy,” which is based on Kenny Roger’s “Ruby” but is about a guy who gets a sex change, is my personal favorite, followed closely...
by admin | May 11, 2011 | Randomalities
I have a great view of the world. Not in a political or all-knowing sense, mind you. It’s the advantage of living on the 8th floor. This morning I was watching the guy in the park next door cleaning his sailboat. He hasn’t sailed it yet, as far as I can...
by admin | Apr 4, 2011 | Randomalities
What goes around, comes around. I saw recently that bell bottoms were making a comeback. Jumpsuits and overalls are already back. I’m sure it will soon be halter tops, tube tops and mood rings. Wait, the rings are back, too. This doesn’t bother me. It...
by admin | Mar 31, 2011 | Randomalities
I have decided that it’s time to once again put forth my idea for a holiday. With time, I expect it will become the most popular holiday on the planet, even outstripping Christmas, mostly because the gifts are given to you and you don’t have to offer any...
by admin | Feb 24, 2011 | Randomalities
I will soon be 53 years old. Outside of the marks Mother Nature and my own clumsiness have provided me with, my skin is still a virgin. You see, I do not have any tattoos. My mother does. She got the rose on her forearm when she was in her 60s. I have dated, lived...
by admin | Feb 3, 2011 | Randomalities
For an old guy, I’m pretty healthy. I always have been. Sure, I’ve had my share of the flu and colds. I also had the mumps, measles and chicken pox, albeit for only three days. I have been in the hospital once. And I blame it on boobs. You see, my...
by admin | Feb 1, 2011 | Randomalities
If you haven’t heard of Groupon.com, you will. It offers amazing deals every morning, delivered right to your email box. Some of the offers, such as a tandem skydive for half off, sounds really great. Today, the offer was far less appealing. And it wasn’t...
by admin | Jan 31, 2011 | Randomalities
I was watching television last night, and just before dozing off I watched one of the countless commercials pushing legalized drugs. Usually, I don’t pay much attention to these things, since I try to avoid designer drugs. The only one I’ve ever taken for...
