Flirt? Wine Not?

I have to say that the middle of February is fast becoming my favorite time of the year. No, it’s not because of Valentine’s Day. I already covered my revelations on that issue. Rather, it turns out that in 2012, it is the intersection of two important...

VD? Not My Bag.

Like everyone else in this land of ours, I get a bad case of VD once a year. I guess I’m just not being careful about how I maintain my relationships and I get a little sloppy now and then. I know that in this day and age, I should be exercising the proper...

Thanks, But I Don’t Want A Tribute.

Many years ago, I went to see a band called the Landsharks in concert. I loved Jimmy Buffett music a lot at the time, and had been sucked into the Parrothead vortex of grass skirts, blended drinks and palm trees. When I found out the band was coming to town, I was...

The Eternal Optimism Of Northwesterners.

As some of you know, I have been on the lam in Seattle for the better part of a week, and there’s still a couple days to go before I wrap up all my business here and head back to Florida from whence I came. This has been a long journey back to the homeland, one...

It’s Not The First Nor Last Revolution, Folks!

I know times are tough. The economy has experienced a fundamental shift. Almost overnight, entire sectors of jobs have disappeared, never to return. Technology and automation have made many positions obsolete. For the lectors, pinsetters, icemen, copyboys and...

Born For Porn?

I want to be upfront here and state that I am not by any stretch a prude. I enjoy the sexual side of life and think that we as a society are mostly messed up because we suppress all the natural urges that are fundamental to our very existence, thanks to those damned...

Am I The Only One With A Crystal Ball?

At times, I feel like I’m the only one on this earth that can look down the road and see what’s coming up in our country. Oddly, this is not a RobZerrvation on our economy, gun control, immigration or any other politically charged subject, well, at least...

What A Pain!

As with many people my age, I have a lot of pain. Some of it is self-inflicted, other pain is from injuries over the years. My knees hurt because of the years of doing parades with the Seafair Pirates. A word to younger pirates out there, do not run full tilt down an...

Carnie-val In Key West.

For the last 11 days, I have been in Key West playing pirate. It’s a hard life, I know. It was there that I was surrounded by some of the most debased individuals on earth. Unreliable, uncouth, foul-smelling folks who would steal everything from you if they...

It’s All A Game.

A friend asked me a couple days ago about whether I liked to play games. And while there are many in my life who would say, “oh, yes, he likes to play games with others” that’s not what I am talking about. I’m also not talking about being a...